Babies :|

  I've decided to tackle the topic babies. Brace yourself, as this is a very sensitive topic. Most people think that babies are a blessing, and i totally agree with them. My only problem with babies is that they CRY alot. I meann CRY alot.
    God knows, their crying can make a man wish he was deaf. They can be a pain in the butt at times. Have you ever sat down on a porcupine before? If you have, then that's exactly the pain I feel when i hear babies cry. They cry for everything. They cry when they are hungry, sleepy, sad, angry, hurt. EVERY FUCKING TIME. sighh, i need to calm down. They aren't all that bad. Infact I love babiess. #shoutout to all the babies out there ^_^.
     Really, look at things from my point of view. Why do babies cry?  There is no excuse whatsoever. Oh yeah, i know they are babies and they can't talk, so that's the only way they can express themselves, buuuuut, how sure are we that they aren't really just very small people who pretend as if they can't talk? EXACTLY. You get my point.
     I have sooooo many friends that have babies as their siblings, nieces, nephews.....maybe even as their child. i mean, it is a messed up world we all live in :P. So i have come in contact with alot of babies, and let me tell you, some of them weren't pretty.
     One of these experiences was with my cousin. The little boy is so cute, all i wanted to do was carry him everyday of my life. Yeahhh,it was that bad :'). On this fateful day, I was at his house, and as usual, i wanted to carry me. I mean, when you say  a face that cute, you can't t help but fall in love. So i carried him like the awesome big cousin i am B), and rocked him to sleep. The only problem was that i was in an uncomfortable position and he was on my lap and i needed to stretch my legs. They felt so numb. I then placed him on the bed and went downstairs. Can you imagine? Lab Rats was on. God knows I LOVE THAT SHOW. I sat down on the chair. Mehnnnn, i was chilled. While into the show, i heard some noises coming from upstairs. I was like 'Who in their right mind would be disturbing me while i'm watching my favorite program .__.'.  I increased the volume. I wasn't standing up till this show was over. When it was finally over, i decided to take a quick nap, before going home. Everything was going perfectly well i thought.
       Well, the next thing i remember was being woken up by my aunty.
'koo, where is your cousin', she asked me.
'uhmm, upstairs sleeping', i said.
'okay, i hope you put him in the crib, so he won't fall down', she said. and i was like.....'Auntystandinginfrontofmesaywhaaaaa??' o______________o
'err.....', i turned around looking for answers. Mehnn, my life was hanging on a thin piece of thread.
My aunty quickly ran upstairs, and lo and behold my cousin was on the floor.
'KAOSI OOOO, what is my baby doing on the floor?', she asked screaming. I was like...i was like, mehnn do i really have to answer that? .__.
' I swear, i had kept him on the bed, maybe he felt like sleeping on the floor' >_>. Omgg koss, that's the greatest answer ever. -__-.
     I try as much as possible to stay away from babies. Being the clumsy, impatient, forgetful person i am, i'm quite suprised i haven't yet killed one......by accident of course. Don't get me wrong, i actually LOVE babies. :D. I just like them quiet and calm, maybe a little bit above the age of 3, trust me, we'll get along just fine.


Why I Don't Misbehave When I'm Around New Aunts.

           Hello little munchkins. I'm about to tell you a little incident that occured during my childhood days.
           It seems like years ago when i was that innocent girl, with a love for all things edible. Nothing seems to have changed though. I'm still innocent and i still love food >_>.
           Anyways, It was the year 2003...or was it 2004? :S. I'll get back to that later. you see, my Uncle was getting married to this very nice woman. Very beautiful woman. She was an angel sent from above. My brother and I were always happy when she came to visit. She used to bring back toys and games for us. Most importantly, she always took us Mr Biggs. Back then, Mr. Biggs meat pie were the shii. So anytime she came over, it was always Mr. Biggs meat pie. No one dared touch my Mr. Biggs meat pie :|. They knew me very well, and what i was capable of. She always did nice things for all of us, especially me. Hayyy, she knew...if she come fuck up, nah to report uncle, and my uncle loved me. One negative thing from my mouth about her, and it was the friendzone straight up. ^_^. I was that evil.
          On that fateful day, my aunty took my brother and I to chocolate royal. God knows that once i heard the word CHOCOLATE, my eyes opened like that of an owl. When we got there, i became confused. So many things to choose from. So i let my brother go first. Imagine this boy. The only thing he could fish out from all those delicacies was 'one donut'...not even two oo, 'one'. I was like O____O. This boy no get sense at all.
Well me, i wasn't going to mess up. I picked one of everything, and i swear this woman bought everthing. I could see the look in her face as she paid the bill. haha to me, that was none of my buisness. I had a months worth of food with me. Mehnnn, i was stunting so hard. Infact i was moonwalking that night. Feeling like a G as i carried my goodies out of cholate royal. All eyes on me B).
        As i was in that car, smacking on this sexy chocolate cake,  i was like 'Mr.Biggs you don fall hand oo'. That yah meat pie is nothing compared to what I'm experiencing now. When we got home, i kept my goodies in the fridge. I made sure that the whole house knew that it was mine. i even threatened them. 'Anyone who touches my food, i will not talk to the person again'..ahh yess. My threats were deep (  . .).
        I went to bed, after brushing my teeth with my electronic toothbrush B). See me o, sleeping , minding my own buisiness. My mother wakes me up, and tells me to meet her in the parlor. I go to the parlor, and one of my mums sister is there. Chaiii. This particular one can gossip from east to west. Immediately i saw her, i knew i was in deep shit. As a smart guy, i put two and two together. My aunty must have told my mums sister about my behavior at chocolate royal, and my mums sister being an amebo told my mum, who decided that my dad must be told. when i got to the parlor, my dad called me by my full name 'kaosisochi', then he started ranting in igbo. being only 5, i couldn't understand shii. So i was just there, standing, and staring. My mum decided it was her turn to say something 'Chimoo, are you challenging your father?', i was flabbergasted. I didnt even say anything. I don't know what sent me to reply, 'No mummy', i said. My mum stood up 'Are you talking back at me?', she the twisted my ear 360 degrees. Hian, my ear was red. It was pounding sef. 'Don't we feed you well at home?' i knew better than to answer that. 'WHY DO YOU HAVE TO EMBARRASS US IN PUBLIC??' 'ARE WE THE ONLY PARENTS WITH 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTERS??? EHN? EHNNN?' 'ANSWER ME THIS INSTANT. IRI INSI'. i respected myself and kept quite. only God knows how i eat popo My amebo aunty is sitting down, enjoying every bit of it. Evil womann. i swear she was the devil in disguise that night.  My mother then drags me to the wall, and that's were i stayed till me dad decided to go to be      
       Things i learnt from this experience.
1) Never let your uncles fiancee make friends with your amebo aunty It will only ruin your plans ):
2) You will eventually discover that Mr.Biggs meatpie is not tha shii.
3) yout dad only calls you by your full name when your in trouble
4) When you're in trouble with your dad, by all means make sure  your mum is nowhere near your dad, or else your asking for your death trip
5) Never ever answer your mum back. You are only asking for trouble.
6) Never Misbehave when with a new aunt. She is inexperience, and thinking it's joke, might blab to yah amebo aunt.

          ps: the year was 2003. told yah i'll get back to that, and i'm a man...woman of my word.


On Fire.

    She got her heads in the clouds, and she's not coming  down. This girl is on fire. She's smoking on fire. Looks like a girl but she's a flame, so bright she can burn your eyes better look the other way.
     Oh yeahh That's me. We are all on FIRE.
      Watch how she lights up the night. Nobody knows she's a lonely girl, walking through a lonely night. She's got her head in the sky. Come on now. We are all on fire.xx
I feel free, i feel freedom. Why they mad? You should see them, burn a L. Cause it's crazy in here.....xx

Drunk Driving.

  The things we human beings do, really baffle me. ): Sometimes i wonder if it is that we just don't think before doing something.
   I've always wondered why people drive when drunk. Is it that there's a loose nut somewhere upstairs, that you don't know it's not safe? :S. Why would you get into your car, knowing fully well that you're not in your right state of mind.. Putting not only yourselves but others in harms way. You can't even say that you didn't know you were drunk. There is no excuse for stupidity, and there will never be.
   Please DO NOT drive drunk. No matter what. You could..scratch that, you WILL get yourself killed, and maybe others. Now answer me. Is that fair? ):

Hot Day ):

    Mehnnn. Today was a very hot day. All i wanted to do, was lie down naked in a cold room. ( . .). Ohhh yes, it was that hot. Everyone was sweating, and noone was in the mood to live the house.
    This is quite random, but i just felt like sharing with you on how the wearther was in Nigeria. (:
     I guess this means the raining season is over. Time to get rid of sweaters and rain coats, and make room for my birthday suit (;. cause that's what i'm going to be wearing...for a while. xx


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWA2pjMjpBs&feature=player_detailpage Check this song  out (: x
Diamonds- Rihanna.
Every man is his own ancestor, and every man is his own heir. He devises his own future, and he inherits his own past.
swaggiee x
<3. The pants are to die for.x
The knitted scarf and swaeter <3
I admire a gent that is not afraid to mix prints because it requires confidence, taste and creativity.
Quite casual and simple.I love the bag and the shadess. B)
Riding boots and leggings is always my go to fall/winter look. So easy to wear and it always looks stylish. Spice up your outfit and a bright colored leather jacket, try red or cobalt blue!
Those shoes and pants >>>>
This is lovely. x


Trying my hands on a little poetry. I'm starting with a Japanese kind. A haiku. It's supposed to be a 3 line poem, but i got excited and wrote a 4. :$. Lets see you try it. xx (:


I'm not perfect, neither are you.
I make mistakes, so do you.
I'm simply trying to enjoy life, we all are.
That's just what being on earth is all about x.

3 Hours.

   Imagine if you were told that you had only 3 hours left to live?. What will you do? where will you start? What things will you wish you hadn't done and what will you wish you had done?
   I wasn't told i had 3 hours to love, i just assumed i did. I was very sick that day, like really sick. My mum decided to take me to the hospital. At the hospital, we were told that the doctor wasn't around, and he would be at the hospital in 3 hours. That was it. I only had 3 hours left to live. I don;t know why i thought that, but i did. Now i think about it, i wonder what had gotten into me. The fear of death probabaly made me overreact the way i did. I mean, everyone fears death right?
   I told my mum that there was no point in waiting, that we should hed home, so i could attend church, recieve holy communion and wait for death to hit me. My mum was like ':S. My daughter has definitely lost it'. Sometimes, i wonder how she copes with a person like me. I am a handful :').
    Anywayys, my mum suggested that we wait, and i agreed reluctantly. In my mind, i was like 'This is it. i may never see my friends nor family again'. I prayed and prayed that i would see heaven. I thought i was done for.  Turns out, i was suffering from a throat infection :'). My friends said it was probably because i eat toooo much.I had probably eaten a diseased somsom. Eww.
    I didn't die. If i did, i wouldn't be here wiritng this, and you munchkins wouldn't know about this awesome blog ( . .). Oh yes, i think my blog is awesome. Attack me if you wish.
     That little 'drama queen act', got me thinking. I thought i was going to die in three hours, and the only thing i wanted to do was make things right, mend my mistakes, and most of all, Go to church. :') The question is, 'would 3 hours be enough to do that?', and the answer is NO.
       That's why we were given this life on earth, to do all those things we would want to accomplish in 3 hours, if we knew we were going to die. He gave us a lifetime. Life on earth till eternity, and some of us waste it. Why won't he take it away from us if we don't value it?, and some of us are reckless with it, thereby affecting others in the process. ): Thazzz not even cool. )):
        We should think about the things we do, and the consequences. The effect it would have on not only you, but others. You never know, by puting yourself in harms way, you could be putting the innocent ones. Therefore, if you want to wreck you life, FEEL FREE. Its your choice.Just make sure it's only yuors you'll be wrecking. (:.
          Those of you who want to do the right thing, and have awesome fun at the same time, feel free. Enjoy life. But be careful with what you do.
        And always live life like you have only 3 hours of it left. xxxx

K Bro - Potassuim Bromide?

   My sincere apologies for the messed up title. x I couldn't come up with anything else, and this seemed like the perfect title for this post. You'll understand once you finish reading the post. Hopefully, you'll agree with me.
    So, it all happened on a friday. We had biology last two periods. Our Biology teacher- Miss Nwamu, told us to bring out our textbook- College biology. Mind you, i hate biology. I find it a to be of no use to me. I mean, as long as i have no future in working in a hospital, what do i need biology for? It could probably be more than that, but still.... ._.
     Anywayys. We all brought out our textbook right?, well she wanted to show us the mechanism of the blood moving into the lungs. This particular girl, Reed Bayo. She is a damn right pest. Infact, I'm going to call her PEST. well, pest, didnt have her college biology, and decided to move her chair. So, she moved it, and placed it in between Delilah and i. Well, this pest happened to be obstructing the route of my ventialtion. The worst part was that she smells like pee. I was quite suprised i didn't die of suffocation.
     Oakay, Miss Okhai is done with the college biology. The pest can now go back to her desk seeing as there is no need for her to stay there anymore. 10 minutes go by.She's still there. I can't take this anymore.
      'Tolu, feel free to go back to your desk', i say. She turns and looks at me.
      'K. bro', she replies. I look at this girl, shocked to my bone marrow. I just can't survive this anymore. I excuse myself from the class, and go to use the toilet. Mehnnn, i spent like 30minutes in there. Gadddd.
      So, i return back to class. I am flabbergasted my what i see. This pest has transferred herself from her chair to my own desk and table, and joined it to Delilahs. Mind you, i never ever join my table to Delilahs.
 I walk up to her.
      'Reed, stand up from my chair', i say. She looks at me.
       'Oh, i thought you weren't coming back'. She replies, still on MY seat. It was then i noticed my note wasn't on my table.
        'where is my note', i ask.
        'On the floor', she says.
       It's official. This girl had pissed me of. Asper, kaosi isnt coming back, she's done for the day, so i can take over her seat. Sorry dear, things don't work that way.
       I immediately make the tiny pest stand up and leave my seat. She's gone, I sit. Alright, she's expected to go back top her desk right?...Oh noo, she doesn't. She brings her chair back again and puts it between Delilah and i. Obstructing the route of my ventilation AGAIN.
                                   Ignore, Ignore, ignore.
       I'm minding my own business, trying my best to get over the fact, that i could probably die of insufficient air, and she says to me.
       'What is the IUPAC name of K Bro? Shey, K stands for potassuim and Bro stands for Bromide?
        This was how my facial expression was O_______________________________________O.
        I didn't know how to reply that. Was i to laugh or cry? ): I looked at  Harper and Selena, who were lost for words. Please stopppp ):. how could my teacher had been so oblivious. Its over, That was the last straw.
        With the same facial expression, i stood up and went to the back of the class.
          Potassuim Bromide? Is this life real?  ):

please note that the names used here are not real. Real names have been withheld for obvious reasons....so please don't go searching for  a Harper, or a Delilah, or a Reed.
Thanks. x

Chocolate Pancakes.

 Two things i loveee in this life, are pancakes and chocolate. Now, imagine those two things combined ^____^

                  Chocolate + pancakes = Blissss.

Chocolate pancakes are some of the most popular. If you want the pancakes not to be so sweet, what do you think about a refreshing combination of mascarpone and coconut cream?

-chocolate cream (Nutella)
-mascarpone( intalian cheese made from cream)
-a few drops of rum essence
-vanilla sugar
-grated coconut, cinnamon

Fill one side with a thick layer of chocolate with hazelnut (Nutella), then fold the pancake.

Mix mascarpone and vanilla sugar. Then add a few drops of rum essence and 2 tablespoons of grated coconut.
Fill the pancake with a layer of this second composition as thick as the first one.

Fold the cake again and...that’s it!

Cut the pancake, sprinkle with grated coconut and cinnamon and serve:
 Enjoy, With a nice cup of cold juice. xx
 delicioussss. (;



HYFR bitchessssss. ^.^
         oh yeah, for those of you who went this far, you all get a kiss. A real one, so holla (; :*

Shoutout- 1

   Heyyy munchkinss :') x
                            How are you guys doing?, i hope you little sweetpeas are enjoying my blog. There is so much more to come. Mind you i only just started. Shoutout to you guys, and keep reading and commenting. EMAIL ME: kaosivenusa@yahoo.com, on anything you want me to talk about, or any of your pictures or a shoutout. xx love you guys. :*


So, i was bored today, and decided to order Pizza. :') Mehnnn. it was awesome. and the best part was that it was hot. The neighbors came over, and we  all feasted on a box of hot dominoes pizza, with my brother. Blissful day. x

Click to show "Domino's Pizza" result 26
the picture aint that clear :\


Broken Hearts.

You were probably thinking of drowning your sorrows in a big bowl of icecream. Then you will discover that there's  no icecream ( . .). Sad innit? I mean, what kind of house has no icecream at a moment like this? :S.
               No icecream + broken heart = ........ (i couldn't solve the equation, cause things like this aren't meant to happen)
     I guess the No icecream shii will probably be to your advantage, because you end up looking at the bright side. Which is...... There's actually no bright side to this situation x___x , but, you have to learn not to drown my sorrows. A bowl of icecream will definitely not mend the broken heart. It would only make you sad and depressed. Instead, you should decide to forget about it. He probably wasn't worth it anyways. Moreover, you can always get over a broken heart. x
       Just keep staring at that silver lining on the rainy cloud. xx
   lool, i decided to get all mushy all of a sudden :///.


This is a beautiful somsom <3 xx


LOOOOL. Check out the title of the blog. See anything similar? (;


Embarrassing Bravery.

Really thinking of telling him that i might just be falling for him. I hate two choices here. Either It's mutual or one-sided. ):. Embarrassing Bravery


  Being young is the best thing you could ever ask for. Never regret your mistakes, cause someday you'll look back and be glad you did that shit. Why? Cause if you didn't, you may never have gotten to experience what could have probably been the greatest moments of your life. 
   Seriously, as a teen, you should cherish the things you have now. Never let anyone put you down. Your self esteem should be greater than a 100%. Dare to dream big. And always live with the motto. 'You Only Live Once' not TWICE, but ONCE. That's what being young is all about. xxx


It's official. I have a thing for PARADISE. :$ Maybe i should change the name of my blog to Paradise.

Perfect Happiness.

Paradise?? That's where i want to be <3. Why? Because it's PARADISE. Perfect happiness.



   This is actually my first post. Like really?.....MY FIRST ACTUAL POST!. Am i excited or what? (:
unhunnnn. I got myself a blog. ^.^
    I'm pretty sure you guys are wondering what this blogs all about. Are you?....( . .) See, i'm going to tell you anyways so it don't matter :P. Oh, i have a thing for smilies. So you'll be seeing alot of 'em.
    Ahhhh yes. This blog is about everything and anything. I mean, it's going to touch every aspect of life. Together, we are going to enjoy this adventure, and take up challenges head first.
    Why i decided to start a blog?..lets just say, It all started with a bowl of lucky charms (:.
 Me eating->Me thinking->Me comes up with great idea->Me goes on internet->me starts blog.
      Easy as Pie ^^.
    As my supportive readers, you guys are going to be known as my MUNCHKINS.Take a deep breath, close your eyes, and realize that i aint talking dunkin donuts on here. So forget about getting any. (:
    Well, This Is It. I'm going in, and the only thing you're going to be seeing is that sexy ass. (;
                                                                                                                     Enjoy xxx